I present to you… Duke Silv-purr.

I present to you… Duke Silv-purr.

“How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
“One.”
“That’s it? One drink?”
“One shelf.”
(thanks, Becky!)

“How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?

“One.”

“That’s it? One drink?”

“One shelf.”

(thanks, Becky!)

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.”

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.”

(via squishfacekitties)

“The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”

“The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”

(via squishfacekitties)

“I love nothing!”

“I love nothing!”

(via squishfacekitties)

asker

misterpeace asked: Nick Offerman said he was surprised by the comparison of Ron Swanson to cats but the similarities go way beyond appearance. Ron is aloof, independent, prefers quiet, and has a propensity for being happiest when he's eating meat. He loves hunting, being by himself and doesn't have much patience for noise or frivolity. But, like cats, Ron is the best friend you could ask for, he just likes to be your friend on HIS terms. He is loyal and caring but you have to earn it. Ron IS a cat, period.

This is beautiful.

“I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”
Mr. GrumpyTooth, submitted by davnath

“I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”

Mr. GrumpyTooth, submitted by davnath

Love it! Even the posture and facial expressions are the same.

Love it! Even the posture and facial expressions are the same.

“It might be cold outside but it’s about to get warm all up in my jazz.”
kotpourri:

Atticus (by Stephen P Miller)

It might be cold outside but it’s about to get warm all up in my jazz.”

kotpourri:

Atticus (by Stephen P Miller)

(via mostlycatsmostly)