A tumblr. For cats. That look like Ron Swanson.
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“I understand that city codes exist. And I know why they exist. And I understand that you enforce them. OK, good talk. Can you sign off on my plans now?”
A Roncat in his natural habitat, fighting feral sticks in the wild.
“They’ll only talk to you or me. And I can’t go, because I don’t want to.”
“Swansons have a preternaturally high tolerance for alcohol. My old man used to put Wild Turkey on his cornflakes.”
“Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.”
“You had me at meat tornado.”
Watermelon does not appear to be on the Pyramid of Greatness.
“Tammy and I are in love, and we’re going to start a family together. In fact. She’s ovulating. So if you’ll excuse us, we’re heading off on our honeymoon.”
All right guys, the blog’s over. It’s not going to get better than this cat.
(I’m kidding, of course- but that is one DAMN GOOD RONSEMBLANCE. thanks, womp-womp!!)
“I saw this as a greeting card today and thought of Ron Swanson,” says submitter Char. After all, fishing’s not that hard. Right, Ron?
