Did someone say ‘bacon wrapped shrimp’?
"I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office. The bigger ones will be tougher, like ‘bring all this crumbling to the ground.’"
Say it with me boys and girls- “GIVE ME ALL OF THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE.”
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."
(thanks, Sarah K!)
"I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this."
The holidays are coming! Be sure to dress your Roncat accordingly.
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness: “FACIAL HAIR - full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can’t grow it.”
"We can’t have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They’ll hunt the kids for sport."
(sorry for the lack of updates lately! finals week is upon us. I’ll be sure to go through the submissions soon and build up a nice queue. I love you guys!!)
Brutal Simplicity Theme