
“I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office. The bigger ones will be tougher, like ‘bring all this crumbling to the ground.’”
(via adelineandthebirdcage)
“I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this.”
(via z3ro-cool)

“Jake the cat channeling Ron after a tough weekend in Mexico,” says submitter Frankie. It’s like Snake Juice all over again!
” I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.”
(thanks, georgialincoln!)
“This is my cat Mr Terrible. A random internet person told me he looks like Ron Swanson and gave me the link to Tumblr. I think he looks like Wilford Brimley,” says submitter Ruthless (thanks!). Personally, I just think he looks annoyed.





