“I’m giving you a non-electronic book made of paper from a tree. It is called Auto Repair Manual-1982. You will read this book from cover to cover then you will assist me in repairing the damage to my car. I will not report you to the judge but if you slip up again you will have much more to fear than some feeble government employee in a robe.”
"This is my cat Mr Terrible. A random internet person told me he looks like Ron Swanson and gave me the link to Tumblr. I think he looks like Wilford Brimley," says submitter Ruthless (thanks!). Personally, I just think he looks annoyed.